As many great reviewers use stars to give an over all review, I will be using spanks.
Here is your guide to spanks:
1 spank – Not good. If you are going to watch it then watch it when there is nothing else on.
2 spanks – Okay. Watch if its free on demand or your friend brought it over.
3 spanks – Average. See these when they come out on Blu-Ray and DVD.
4 spanks – Very Good. These movies are worth seeing in the theater.
5 spanks – Awesome! Must see…go to the theater to see this now!