John Carter

Spanks – 5

Director – Andrew Stanton

Writers – Andrew Stanton & Mark Andrews and Michael Chabon

Starring – Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Samantha Morton, Willem Dafoe, Thomas Haden Church and Mark Strong

Release Date – 9 March 2012

MPAA Rating – PG-13

Runtime – 132 Minutes

Do not write off John Carter like Disney did. The studio did everything wrong with the marketing of this movie. First off, they shouldn’t have changed the title. Secondly, they should have given some story in the trailers and not just the battle scenes and ships exploding.

The film is based off the Edgar Rice Burroughs novel, A Princess of Mars. It is the story of a Confederate Civil War veteran named John Carter. After the war, he moves out to the Arizona Territory to get rich finding gold. During a confrontation with some Indians, he hides in a cave and is transported to Mars. On Mars he is thrown into the middle of a thousand year civil war between the cities of Helium and Zodanga.

The movie has everything a summer movie should have (except a March release). I have not read the novel, so I am not sure if it deviates from it at all. There is no reason why more people have not seen this movie.

Director Andrew Stanton continues to make visually awesome films. This was his first time directing a non animation movie. The film has CGI in almost every scene but it didn’t annoy me like most films that are loaded with it. It all looked like it belonged and was real.

The Artist

Spanks – 5

Director – Michel Hazanavicius

Writer – Michel Hazanavicius

Starring – Jean Dujardin, Bérénice Bejo, John Goodman, James Cromwell and Uggie

Release Date – 20 January 2012

MPAA Rating – PG-13

Runtime – 100 Minutes

Ever since I heard about The Artist when I saw Jean Dujardin on Conan a few months ago, I wanted to see the film. I have been thinking for years of how cool it would be if someone made a silent film.

The Artist takes place in the 1920’s and 30’s and follows silent film star George Valentin and the newest star, Peppy Miller, as the “talkie” becomes the norm in Hollywood. The Great Depression doesn’t help either.

The movie is well made and deserved to win the Oscar for Best Picture. The story is great. The way you knew exactly what the actors were thinking and saying without the use of sound (they only used a minimum amount of title cards). I wanted to watch the movie a second time as soon as the last reel ended.